Champions League Haiku | ||
The first leg of the semi-finals are here and the papers are dominated by Chelsea's trip to Liverpool; with the little matter of Barcelona's game against Manchester United to come. What better time could there be for a second ill-advised attempt at football haiku. After the first attempt at poetry Squarefootball was hacked, with the article database irretrievably trashed within a week by a far eastern ninja crew. So this may be the second and last of its kind! ** Reds: been there, done that Want to be outsiders, but ... Know that's just an act First leg at Anfield Can end a tie, ask Inter Confidence revealed ** Chelsea are dreamin' But need a goal to get to Moscow with Roman Avram wants trip too So what price a Lamps special Off a shin or two ** TH tries sulking 'I'm not the Ars'nal Henry' True, you're not scoring Still Barca show glee Ignore the struggling Frenchman They do have Messi ** Ferguson needs more He always does, always will Looks to superstar Viva Ronaldo Time to dominate big time New El Beatle, no? |